Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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