never play flip cup with pint glasses
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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