Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
