ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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