What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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