Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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