I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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