So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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