chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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