I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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