We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish they made helmets for livers.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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