I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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