We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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