Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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