We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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