Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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