that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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