That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
God, you're like boner-b-gone
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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