My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
YAS. BRING CRAB.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I need mimosas to revive my soul
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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