First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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