He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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