I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
