Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Less talking, more tequila
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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