Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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