My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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