She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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