Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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