He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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