Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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