just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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