i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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