I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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