like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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