is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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