Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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