So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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