what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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