I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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