Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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