I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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