Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
