So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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