Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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