Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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