So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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