i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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