After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
someone threw a dead crab at me
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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