so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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