Sponge bath it is.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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