I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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