im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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