I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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