normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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