Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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