Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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