I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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