love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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