just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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