I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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