Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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